Trans..

saw this at the translation section and I just had to blog this coz its really cute if you come to think of it…

–feel better..so I can guiltlessly
make fun of you again…–

feel better - 気分が良くて、
so i can guiltlessly make fun of you again - それでは僕は、罪なくからかうことができま す。

気分が良くて、 - kibun ga yokute
それでは僕は、罪なくからかうことができま す。 - sore de wa boku wa, tsumi naku karakau koto ga dekimasu.

or in my words without the politeness:

kibun ga yokute, tsumi naku karakau koto ga dekiru yooni..LOL =))

Weeds

One of my favorite show “Weeds” just started airing again on their 5th season, I watched 3 new episodes last night and this will count as something to look forward to from now on…

Mary-Louise Parker is so hot and I wont mind aging if it meant means looking like her or even close enough…

Just look at her…I mean really, she’s so gorgeous…I wonder why she and Jeffrey dean Morgan split up..they look so adorable together..

I dont mind them splitting up if it meant JDM and me being together (yeah right charm, in your dreams) LOL!

If I even look like that in my 40s or even 50s hell I’d be the happiest living retard on the phase of this planet hehe… 

Just look at them..grrrr I should be in her place with JDM instead…

P.S.

this may be the effect of not eating too much please bare with me…but if u happen to know jeffrey dean morgan I’d be in debt with you for life if you’d introduce me to him .LOL!

Immigration revision set to be passed (japan news)

Immigration revision set to be passed

Compromise paves way for state-issued foreigner cards

The ruling and opposition camps have revised a contentious set of immigration bills in a way that increases government scrutiny of both legal and illegal foreign residents while extending additional conveniences, according to a draft obtained Thursday by The Japan Times.

Legislators from the Liberal Democratic Party-New Komeito ruling bloc and the Democratic Party of Japan hammered out the bills to reach a balance on how the estimated 110,000 undocumented foreigners living in Japan should be tracked. Currently, municipalities issue alien registration cards and provide public services to foreigners, even if they know they are overstaying their visas.

The revised bills, expected to be passed Friday by the Lower House, will abolish the Alien Registration Act and revise the immigration control and resident registration laws with sweeping changes that put information on foreign residents completely in the hands of the central government.

“The bills are well made. Foreigners obeying the law will be treated better,” said Hidenori Sakanaka, director general of the Japan Immigration Policy Institute, a private think tank. Sakanaka headed several of the government’s local immigration offices, including the Tokyo bureau.

According to the draft, authority for managing foreign residents will shift from municipalities to the Immigration Bureau, allowing it to consolidate all personal information collected from foreign residents, including type of visa and expiration date.

Documented foreigners will be given more conveniences, including five-year visas and permit-free re-entry as long as they return within a year.

Undocumented foreigners, however, will have to keep in hiding, request special permits to stay, or face deportation.

To prevent illegal residents who have legitimate reasons for staying from being deported, the bills state that the Justice Ministry, which oversees the Immigration Bureau, must clarify and announce the standard for granting such permits so illegal residents will be motivated to turn themselves in.

“We have to make sure overstaying foreigners who are behaving as good citizens as ordinary Japanese will not have to be deported or go underground,” said DPJ lawmaker Ritsuo Hosokawa, who helped draft the bills in the Lower House Justice Committee.

“We need these bills to be enacted. We need to know how many foreigners there are and where they live. So consolidating information into the Justice Ministry is necessary,” Hosokawa said.

The draft also says a new form of identification called a “zairyu” (residence) card will replace the current alien registration cards, and the personal information and code numbers on them will be given to “the justice minister.”

The bills also have a provision to prevent the ministry from using that data improperly, a decision that was made to ward off criticism that “the minister” could abuse the zairyu card number to violate foreigners’ privacy. But no penalty for such abuse was listed.

The practice, dubbed data-matching, was outlawed by the Supreme Court in regard to its use on Japanese citizens.

The provision says “the justice minister” must limit the use of foreign residents’ personal information to the minimum required for managing such residents and that the information must be handled with care to protect the rights of individuals. But no penalties or methods for enforcing such compliance are listed in the bills.

In addition, foreign residents will also be required to be listed on Juki Net, the contentious nationwide resident registry network that lists data on all Japanese residents in each municipality.

On the other hand, the Immigration Bureau will tighten control of foreign residents by stripping away their residential status if they fail to report changes in address, marital status or workplace within three months. No regulations for that exist under current law.

In addition, those who fail to report such changes within 14 days or are found not carrying their zairyu cards could be hit with a ¥200,000 fine, the same regulation as the current law.

To crack down on fake marriages, the bills allow the justice minister to cancel the residential status of foreigners holding spouse visas who have not conducted “normal spousal activities,” such as living together, for six months without legitimate reason. Legitimate reasons include things like domestic violence, Hosokawa said.

The bills also say, however, that foreigners who lose their spouse visas for such reasons should be made eligible to receive other types of visas.

Special permanent residents, who are typically of Korean or Taiwanese descent, will not have to carry special permanent resident cards, but will still need to possess them.

Special permanent resident status is normally given to people who moved to Japan from the Korean Peninsula and Taiwan during Japan’s colonial rule in the early 20th century, and lost their Japanese citizenship due to peace treaties, and their descendants.

The bills also state that the government is to review the new immigration law and make necessary changes within three years after it comes into force. If enacted, the new law take force within three years after it is announced.

Paperwork on foreign residents, including changes of status and renewal of their alien registration cards, are usually handled by their municipalities. If the new law is enforced, they will have to go to the nearest immigration office to handle everything except for changes of address, which will still be handled by their municipalities. 

source: Japan Times

the wirdo part of my brain…

I cant sleep, I keep thinking of the things that transpired a week ago; I just couldnt understand why a 45yr old man would do anything stupid without even thinking of what may happen when things go wrong. Jeezzz, major stupidity alert….he reminds me of my dad and I’m hating him even more…

Sometimes I envy people like this…here I am anticipating the worst possible scenario that can happen and squeeze my brains out thinking of the best solutions I can come up with when that time comes. Then people like this just do things without thinking ahead and just literally segway themselves into anything, as in reach and grab hold the easiest but stupidest solution and reason the human race can ever hear of.

I dont really know which is better, all I know is, its just so tiring being me and it sucks to be him…

hoe down LoL =))

Ok it seems like im ok but really I’m not sure anymore..anyway for those who know whats going on in my retarded life thanks for listening and for those who still dont know what’s going on, well maybe nextime, I’ll say it eventually or even blog about it someday but not now…It’s still not clear and I still dont know if it would be ok in the long run or not…anyway enough about that…And to those who’ll be asking me “Kamusta?”  this is all I have to say, ” Life gets suckier by the day and I’m dealing with it… ” dont let me elaborate pls..LOL =))…

I’ve been browsing videos on youtube and this caught my attention..It looked like fun and I tried doing it myself but damn it seemed like I dint know left from right LOL! anyway just wanted to share this:

pop it
lock it
polka dot it
countryfye than hip hop it
put your hands in the sky
move side to side
jump to the left
stick it
glide
zigzag across the floor
shuffle in diagonal
when the drum hits
hands on your hips
one-footed 180 twist
and then a zigzag
step slide
lean it left
clap three times
shake it out head to toe
throw it all together thats how we roll

do the hoedown [throwdown]
do the hoedown [throwdown]
do the hoedown [throwdown]
throw it all together thats how we roll 

It looked fun after watching nats video blog and that caught my interest hehehe…

actually it reminded me of the coke commercial years ago..remember the coke beat ? the game where you used to slap your hands everywhere lol..anyway, it reminded me of that and I so desperately wanted to learn how to do that. hahaha aparrently i dint…

Hayz, This would be much more fun if I had someone to teach it to me and not just these videos..LOL! oh well, i guess im just gonna look at these hehe…geezz , and you call yourself a cheerleader haha :p

application/ requirements for spouse visa extension

Just gonna post this here,  I  get dizzy browsing from one page to another just to look for this then forgetting where I saved them…anyway this is from timog forums and this was posted by one of the members there…

Direct Link

PAPERS NEED TO PREPARE BY JAPANESE HUSBAND/WIFE
•KAISYA NO ZAISYOKU SYOUMEISYO (Work Contract or Certificate)
Makukuha sa company where your husband/wife is working.

•SYOTOKU SYOUMEISYO (Income Tax Certificate)
Makukuha sa city hall office.

•KOSEKI TOHON (Family Registration Document)
Makukuha sa city hall office.

•JUUMINHYOU (Residential Certificate)
Makukuha sa city hall office.

•INKAN OR HANKO (Seal)
Gamit ng asawa mo when signing some papers.

•MIMOTO HOSYOUSYO (Guarantee Letter)
Downloadable ang format na ito sa homepage ng immigration.

•ZAIRYUU SHIKAKU KOUSHIN SHINSEISYO (Extension of Visa Application Form)
Downloadable ang format na ito sa homepage ng immigration.

PAPERS NEED TO PREPARE BY FILIPINO
•RYOKEN (Passport)

•GAIKOKUJIN TOUROKUSYO (Alien Registration Card)

Better to download the APPLICATION FORM and the GUARANTEE LETTER and fill-up it before going to the immigration. Meron mga sample documents din on how to fill-up it. Para di na kayo magsulat don dahil it will take time. Pagdating nyo sa immigration is kuha lang kayo ng number then wait for your number to be call.

On your application of it, wala kang babayaran at first. After submitting the necessary documents, pwede ka ng umuwi and just wait for the HAGAKI or post card na manggagaling sa immigration. Kapag dumating na ang letter na yon, go back to the immigration to get the result. This is the time that you must pay about 4,000 YEN kung naaprobahan ang application mo. Sa application form, meron part don kung ilang taon ang gusto mong i-extend. You can put 1 or 3 years if you like. Pero ang ibinibigay na extension now is kadalasan one (1) year. Lucky ka na pag nabigyan ka ng three (3) years extension.

I think I have the downloadble application form found here . Now I have to find the guarantee letter form…I’m looking for it right now..I’ll be updating this post later…

These would come in handy I hope:

Zairyu Koshin (i dunno what this is) - its in japanese I cant read it…

Japan Immigration Bureau - in English

Downloadble Application for Extension of Period of Stay

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Cant explain my condition right now…hmmm my hands and arms feel funny…its like when you fall a sleep on your arms then wake up and they feel numb, after a while its like being stabbed with torns then right after that its like a light funny feeling until it feels normal again…In my case the 2nd to the last part that i said still feels like that for 3 days already…

Im started eating again but not much.. my stomach aches a little, it also feels funny…stopped eating since the 29th and I tried to resume today but I cant seem to eat as much as I used to…I started with the soup but I lost my appetite after that…Sayang yung tonkatsu..I guess I’ll be eating it later and hopefully I wont puke……

I lost 5kilos, I hope it doesnt go up again but I really feel weak..I just hope everything will be ok….I hate problems, minor ones are ok but please please please no major ones like the one I have right now…

It’s killing me….